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Talk Like A Pirate Day

Monday, September 19th, 2011

ARRR…..thar be Pirates about!!!!!

By Gail P. (TinkerPirate)

 

Today, September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And, who better to blog than I … PBS’ very own pirate … TinkerPirate!

My fascination with pirates started when I was but a small child growing up in a small town just about smack dab in the middle of Illinois. For a child surrounded by fields of corn, soybeans, and wheat, the possibility of an encounter with the denizens of Davy Jones’ locker was pretty much slim to none. But, the Fates had other ideas.

 

It was bowling and beer that led to this unlikely encounter. Family friends owned the town bowling alley and the local Budweiser distributor had a free hand when it came to giving out tickets for Cardinal games. At least once a year, those tickets came my Dad’s way and the whole family would hop into the old green station wagon and drive the 90 miles south to St. Louis for a game. For some reason, it always seemed to be a Cardinal vs Pirates game. And, for reasons still unknown, I always rooted for the Pirates. OK, admittedly, these were not “real” pirates, but the seed was still planted.

 

The attraction to pirates was nurtured through my childhood by a love of old movies. Seriously, who could resist Errol Flynn stabbing the main sail with his dagger and then riding the sail down from the crow’s nest to the fighting below on the deck in “Captain Blood”.  And, then there was the classic of “Abbot and Costello Meet Captain Kidd”. And, what about Bob Hope in “The Princess and the Pirate” or Gilbert and Sullivan’s “The Pirates of Penzance” (Come on, everybody sing “For I am a Pirate King! And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King!”)?

 

I hit a slump as I made my way through nursing school and then joined the masses as they slogged through Monday-Friday work and household chores Saturday-Sunday. But, all that changed in 2006, when my inner pirate got rejuvenated by Johnny Depp agreeing to bring Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean ride to life! It was also the year my daughter badgered me into joining PBS.  And, the second swap I tried was aboard the S.S. Stupidity!  Pirates AND silliness!!!!  I was HOME!!!!  I had found my PEOPLE!!!!

 

OK, so this brings us to today’s holiday.  Why have an International Talk Like a Pirate Day?  I say “Why not?”  Or as it is stated on the TLAPD official website “The best explanation came from a guy at a Cleveland radio station who interviewed us on the 2002 Talk Like a Pirate Day. He told us we were going to be buried by people asking for interviews because it was a ‘whimsical alternative’ to all the serious things that were making the news so depressing.”  Unfortunately, that is just as true today as it was 9 years ago.

 

So, clear your throat, take a deep breath, and practice some piratey words with me:

 

Arrr! – This is essentially the pirate equivalent of surfer-speak “dude”. It can mean pretty much anything you want it to mean.

Bilge Rat – Think ex-husband/ex-wife, used car salesman, or politician.

Grog – Just what you think … alcohol … but primarily rum.

Keelhaul – A rather unpleasant trip under the hull of the ship usually used on bilge rats because they so obviously deserve it.

 

But, before I release you to practice your new found pirate-linguistics on your unsuspecting friends and coworkers … and, perhaps, a bilge rat or two, may I offer a little insight into pirates?

Why YES, TinkerPirate! Please grant us some of your wisdom!

Well, if you insist……

 

Pirates were not all burly men. Despite being of the “fairer sex”, Anne Bonny, Mary Read, and Grace O’Malley were fearsome pirates. For example, Bonny, Read, and an unknown male pirate were the only pirates on board the Revenge to defend their ship when it was attacked by a British Naval vessel. The rest of the pirates were drunk below decks. When cowardly louts refused to come up to fight like men, Read shot several of them through the hatch; thus saving the British several yards of hanging rope. Grace O’Malley was known to commanded 3 galley ships and over 200 men. In her spare time, she was also the chieftain of the Ó Máille clan in Ireland.

Not all pirates were lawless men who owed allegiance to no country. The difference between a “pirate” and a “privateer” was in the eye of the beholder … or more accurately which side of the boarding you were on. If you were the person with the “letter of marque” by a government and you were doing the boarding, you were a privateer with a legal right to board, plunder, and scuttle merchant ships of the government’s enemies. If you were the boardee, they were pirates.

 

Pirates were surprisingly democratic with specific rules governing pirate life. Black Bart’s Pirate Code of Conduct went something like this:

  1. One pirate, one vote – even the captain didn’t get a bigger say in who would be plundered next
  2. Share and share a like – everyone got a fair turn at the booty
  3. No gambling for money – obviously, this code was written before the advent of cruise ships and river casino boats
  4. No lights at night – pirates needed their beauty rest
  5. Keep your weapons clean –a dirty cutlass is a rusty cutlass
  6. No boys or women on shipboard – well, I guess that must be why Bonny and Read dressed like men
  7. Don’t even think about calling in sick during a battle – Read seemed to take that one personally
  8. No fighting between pirates – save your energy for plundering
  9. Early workers comp – lose an arm…..800 pieces of eight
  10. Musicians available for entertainment – except Sunday….even for pirates!

 

If you would like to learn more about pirates (and you are lucky enough to live in Denver), go see Real Pirates at the Museum of Nature and Science! It is a truly wonderful exhibit chronicling the only pirate ship to ever be positively identified. You will discover who the pirates were, get to touch real pirate artifacts, and find out what it took to be a pirate.

Before I go, I have to leave you with a little information about some land-locked pirates I had the misfortune of encountering while living in Chicago. It’s a towing company that was immortalized in Steve Goodman’s song The Lincoln Park Pirates (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daDQLptd5TI&feature=related)

 

The Pyrates by George MacDonald Fraser

Fluffy: Scourge of the Sea by Teresa Bateman & Michael Chesworth

Expedition Whydah by Barry Clifford & Paul Perry

Pirate Latitudes by Michael Crichton

 

The Pirate Life by John “Chumbucket” Baur & Mark “Cap’n Slappy” Summers

 

AND AS A REWARD FOR MAKING IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS BLOG…

I have an autographed copy of The Pirate Life that I will give to a lucky PBS members who comments here on the Blog. A winner will be chosen at random. The winner will be announced on September 27th. Good luck!

 

 

Ruminations on Reading

Friday, September 16th, 2011

Ruminations on Reading

by Cyn C. (Cyn-Sama)

 

Like most people on the PaperBackSwap, I have always been a voracious reader.  Books have always been an escape for me.  A way to hide from the world.

There are some authors that I gobble up like junk food.  Mercedes Lackey, J.R. Ward, and Lisa Kleypas are my top guilty pleasures.  Some people may complain about clunky plotlines or implausible characters, but, I don’t care.  I love them.  I can read them over and over again.  Reading these authors is like watching my favorite movie.  They are warm and comforting; mac and cheese for my frazzled brain.

Then, there are times when my brain craves the beauty and the word mastery of authors like Henry Rollins, Poppy Z. Brite, Neil Gaiman and Juliet Marillier.

Aside from my beloved Hank, you may notice that these authors lean ever so slightly into the world of pure imagination and fantasy.

I remember the first time I read Daughter of the Forest by Marillier.  The book is a retelling of the legend of a girl with seven brothers who were turned into swans.  Part of what she has to do to break the curse that was set upon her brothers is not speak until the other tasks set out for her are completed.

Each time I read this book, I start to feel like I’m unable to speak.  The spell of the book has sucked me in so completely that I am transfigured.

 

Poppy sets up a different tone for me.  I discovered them during my formative teenage years, when I thought that there was something broken in my wiring.  Something that made me as a female enjoy reading about two men in love.  Reading Poppy helped me to realize that I wasn’t broken.

 

 

Gaiman is the master of modern mythology.  I have always loved his concept that as long as a deity has believers, they will still exist and influence the world.  Given that thought, we can also create new gods.  Gods of propaganda and electronics.

 

 

Then, there’s my Hank.  He is the writer I turn to when I want to find blunt and honest truth.  Truth that I sometimes don’t want to see inside myself.

 

 

 

The joy of discovering new authors and new worlds to explore is only a part of why reading is such an escape for me.  My favorite thing is still curling up with an old friend I have read a hundred times before.

 

Author Spotlight – Roald Dahl

Tuesday, September 13th, 2011

On what would have been Dahl’s 95 birthday, we are pleased to present this Author Spotlight by James L. (JimiJam)

 

 

Authors of children’s books are not necessarily few, nor far between.  One need only consider shorter works, comprised largely of illustrations, to arrive at a list of hundreds upon hundreds of authors writing for the youngest of readers.  There is certainly no shortage of authors writing lengthier tomes for children, although it seems that, of these, only a fraction find themselves elevated to an amount of noteworthy esteem.  For all the tremendous authors who have written for children in years past, precious few compare to the fanciful and absurd Roald Dahl.

Born to Norwegian parents on September 13th, 1916, in Cardiff, Wales, Dahl’s early years were marked by a pair of tragedies:  when he was but 3 years old, his 7 year old sister, Astri, died of appendicitis; only a few weeks later, his father also passed away, stricken with a fatal case of pneumonia.  Roald’s mother decided to remain in England, rather than return to her native Norway, in hopes that England’s excellent schools would instill in her son an education that would serve him well throughout his life.  Unfortunately, his time as a student was less than kind.  It is no wonder he found such strong validation in Dickens’ works, whose influence can easily be observed in Dahl’s own stories.  Experiences with a number of harsh headmasters, teachers, and other authority figures, would later provide inspiration for characters in his novels, such as Aunts Sponge and Spiker in James and the Giant Peach (1961), the parents of the bad children in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (1963), and, perhaps most directly, the headmistress in his later work Matilda (1988).

It’s a point of fact that Dahl often included biographical elements in his novels.  As a student of the Repton School in Derbyshire, for example, the Cadbury chocolate company would use the school as a testing grounds of sorts, sending boxes of chocolates for the students to try.  Perhaps as an escape from the difficulties of school life, Dahl would imagine himself a chocolatier, and dreamt of impressing Mr. Cadbury with new flavors and styles.  These flights of fancy would of course go on to fuel the creation of the great Willy Wonka.  Another example is his 1983 book, The Witches, in which the main character is a boy of Norwegian descent, living in England.

Before his vocation as an author could be realized, Dahl first had to contend with his calling as an airman.  Having enlisted with the Royal Air Force in 1939, by the time the war had ended he had reached the rank of Wing Commander, as well as having earned the title of Fighter Ace, for having scored 5 victories in aerial combat.  His experiences as an airman would inspire his first children’s book in 1943, titled The Gremlins, a story about the mischievous imps that would sabotage airplanes.  This work, first selected by Disney, and then later by Warner Brothers, was the basis for a few Bugs Bunny cartoons, as well as the general pop-cultural awareness of the superstition, which spread and continued for years after, not only in cartoons but the infamous Twilight Zone vignette and even the 1984 film Gremlins.

 

Following the war, Dahl’s personal life continued the tragic trends of his childhood.  He and his wife, Patricia, lost two of their children to illnesses, and in 1965 his wife herself suffered a series of aneurysms, though she did survive and manage to struggle back to good health.  Dahl himself lived on as well, contributing to enrich lives through his literature, as well as numerous charitable contributions which themselves remain a lasting legacy in England and abroad.  Dahl passed away on November 23rd, 1990, at the age of 74. One need not read the entirety of his bibliography to see how ever-present hardship was in his life; every one of his stories touches upon difficulties that seem insurmountable, and more often than not nearly crush the protagonists before something fanciful or surreal happens along and rescues them from their plight.  Yet one need also look no further than the nearest Dahl novel at hand to find that, in his life as well as his stories, the ultimate power of goodness triumphs in the end.

I have always found Dahl’s approach to have been most exceptional, in that his narratives come from the perspective of childlike wonderment, worded not so much as a child would speak, but rather as an adult who has not lost an inch of contact with his or her inner child; often these narratives involve a vocabulary beyond that of the average speaker, and yet the phrasing and emphasis enthralls and inspires near giddiness at the concepts presented.  The “storyteller” style of Dahl’s books evoke images of a wild-eyed and animated narrator, entertaining groups of children huddled ’round his feet, spinning fantastic fables with an eye for magic that only children can imagine or perceive.  Yet, behind all this childish wonder and abandon lie the themes Dahl so often employed, notions quite a bit more adult than one might expect to find in a simple children’s novel.  Perhaps it is that the boisterous delight is a sugar coating, and that these stories are by no means as simple as they appear.  Dahl’s works are filled to the brim with moral lessons, touching upon justice, fairness, morality, karma, classism, heartbreak, abuse, neglect, and even death.  To combine such mature themes with childlike wonder, and deliver them in a way that is entertaining and yet secretly contains such heartfelt and inspirational messages, elevates Dahl to the pinnacle of children’s literature.

Clearly, there is an amount of consensus on just how entertaining Dahl’s stories can be.  No less than six of his

Image courtesy of www.teachingchildrenphilosophy.org

novels have been made into major motion pictures: The Witches, The BFG, James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, Fantastic Mr. Fox, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory).  What’s more, dozens of his short stories have inspired productions in both the movie and television studios.  He was also hired to pen a fair few screenplays, including such notable films as Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and the James Bond picture You Only Live Twice.  These days, children’s stories being turned into movies is more prevalent than ever, and there are, of course, many fine children’s authors of worthy renown.  But there is something singularly exquisite about Dahl’s oeuvre, and as I read it I am compelled to recall numerous volumes, written by others after his time, that harken back to his style, tone, and childlike sensibilities.  From the Series of Unfortunate Events to Harry Potter, I find it difficult to think of a popular modern children’s story that doesn’t seem in some way a direct descendant of Dahl’s earlier works.  While the genre of children’s literature is centuries old, and will, one hopes, continue to extend far into the future, the genre – and we as its readers – owe a great debt to the likes of Roald Dahl.

 

 

The Places Where We Live – New Hampshire

Saturday, September 10th, 2011

 

New Hampshire by Robin K. (jubead)

 

 

New Hampshire’s state motto is “Live Free or Die”. General John Stark, who is New Hampshire’s famous Revolutionary War solider, coined the phrase and in 1945 the state of New Hampshire officially adopted the motto.  In 2009, the state felt the motto portrayed the state as unfriendly and attempted to change the motto to “Be Courteous, Its The New Hampshire’s Way”.  I remember one spring morning a couple of years ago crossing from Massachusetts into New Hampshire and seeing the new motto.   My first thought was “Huh?”.  This was a short-term campaign and when you visit New Hampshire you will once again be greeted with “Live Free or Die”, though we are all very courteous.  Thank  You Please.

New Hampshire borders Canadian province of Quebec to its north, Maine and the Atlantic Ocean to its east, Massachusetts to its south and Vermont to its west.  Forests make up 80% of New Hampshire’s landscape with 1,300 lakes or ponds and 40,000 miles of rivers and streams.  New Hampshire has 18 miles of beaches (sandy and rocky).

New Hampshire is 168 miles long and 90 miles across its widest point.  As of 2010 the population reached 1,316,470 million and there are 146.8 persons per square mile.

Sales and Income Tax doesn’t exist in New Hampshire (except on meals, motels, tobacco, timber, gravel, dividends, interest, self-employed, small companies, property tax, etc.).  Unfortunately, New Hampshire property tax is among the highest in country.

 

New Hampshire’s official drink is Apple Cider, but we do not have any official food.   We got nothing!  Maine has Lobsters, Massachusetts has Baked Beans, Vermont has Maple Syrup, the Atlantic Ocean has fish and Quebec has Meat Pies.  NH has nothing.  Since we are better with mottos, then food, you will have to visit another state if you want to eat!

 

 

 

New Hampshire’s Fun Facts

  • The “Old Man of the Mountain” was one of the most famous natural landmarks in the state. The head measured 40 feet from chin to forehead and was made up of five ledges. This profile was carved by nature thousands of years ago. The “Old Man of the Mountain” is 1,200 feet over Echo Lake. In 2003 the rocks making up the Old Man slid down the mountain. They are trying to raise money to restore this great old landmark.
  • Mt Washington at 6,288 feet tall and is the highest in the Northeast.
  • NH still has only a single area code for the entire state “603”.
  • Peterborough, NH built the first free public library in 1833.

 

Who hailed from New Hampshire:

  • Sara Hale was the first women’s magazine editor in the nation.
  • Dan Brown author of the DaVinci Code
  • Robert Frost who is a Pulitzer Prize poet.
  • Horace Greely, founder of the New York Tribune.
  • J.D. Salinger, author of Catcher in the Rye
  • Joseph Hale, author of “Mary had a Little Lamb”.
  • Christa McAulifee was the first private citizen sent to space.

You may Live Free or Die but it is against the law to…

  • Tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
  • You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off gambling debts.
  • It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.
  • If cattle cross state roads they must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
  • In White Mountain National Forest – If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ”maintaining the national forest without a permit”.
  • Finally, on Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

 

New Hampshire is beautiful, friendly and steeped in history. In the fall the foliage is breath taking, in the winter, well, it is cold, but you can go skiing, in the spring it is the start of Friends of Library sales, and finally in the summer you can fish, hike, or float on a lake and relax.   It is where I live…

 

The Hotel New Hampshire by John Irving

 

The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger

 

Robert Frost’s Poems

 

I touch the Future: The Story of Christa McAuliffe by Robert T Hohler

 

The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown

 

Winners of Summer 2011 Blog Contest!

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

We Have a Tie for 1st Place!

After much serious deliberation and debate the PBS Blog Team has decided they couldn’t decide between these two entries:

 

 

This is a picture of Kathy H (Nellie) and me, Maria (SassenachD) at Bob-B-Q’s in Phoenix Arizona for her Bachelorette party.

 

Here is a picture from the Warren County Balloon Fest and Farmers Fair in Harmony Township NJ. Bill M. (ceebeegeebee)

 

Congratulations Maria and Bill! You each have both been awarded 10 credits and $5 in PBS money!

 

The PBS T-Shirt that these members are sporting is available in the PBS Kiosk. Along with other great PBS gear and goodies.

Musings, Memories and Miscellany from our MoM’s

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

Amanda S. (ABCatHome) was named our Member of the Month for July 2011.

 

Several years ago…September of 2005, to be exact…I finally became disgusted with the book choices from my local small-town library. I’d read most every book in the genres that I liked and then found out they would charge me money for each book I requested through inter-library loan. Knowing that would add up to be several dollars a month, I quickly began searching for a way to trade books with other book-lovers. After a quick search, PaperbackSwap came up in my results. I browsed the site for just a short time before I knew this was the site I wanted to be a part of. And thus began my addiction…

I honestly don’t remember the specific date that I became a Tour Guide, or when I was asked to be a Tour Guide Assistant Coordinator…I just know that I wanted to help this site grow and become the best book-swapping site that it could be, so every chance I had I stepped up. I also wanted to help other members navigate and learn how to use the site to its fullest potential for them. When the Team approached me about being the Book Bazaar Czar, I wanted to instantly say yes. But knowing that I was expecting our third child and how that would change my life, I wanted to be sure I could truly be committed to doing a good job. It didn’t take me long to realize I would make it work, no matter what.  Being a part of PBS is one area of my life that has stayed constant…no matter what I do, I always have PBS because it joins two of my favorite things in life: books and helping people!

I love to read books…and have enjoyed reading for as long as I can remember. My goal is to instill in my children the love for books, reading, and writing that I have. They get SO excited when they know they’ve ordered a book from PBS and they see that package come through the door…they can’t wait to open it and start reading their new books. As a homeschooling family, we gain a great deal of our knowledge from reading.

My husband, Terry, says that he needs to build me my own library to house all the books I’ve accumulated through swaps and games here at PBS. I’ve gotten very creative with how (and where) to store my books that are waiting to be read. But beyond the books, PBS is an extended family. The Tour Guides have shown me such love and encouragement in the gifts and cards they sent me when my daughter was born. And when my daughter’s birth started a year-long health battle for me, the Tour Guides and members alike showed their concern and their love through cards, PMs, emails, and more. Through the swap games in the  Games Forum I’ve found some great friendships, shared many laughs, and prayed with many members. So while I give back to PBS, the members here have given greatly to me as well.

My favorite set of books growing up was the Anne of Green Gables set by L.M. Montgomery. What a fabulous story of love and acceptance!!

As an adult, Francine Rivers has had a huge impact on me and my reading preferences. Her book, Redeeming Love, is a book all about forgiveness and love. I’ve read it 3 times now and pick it up to read at least once every couple of years. Truthfully, anything by Francine Rivers is a good read!

Other authors I love are Mary Connealy, Miralee Ferrell, Kim Vogel Sawyer, Lauraine Snelling, Debbie Macomber, and Charles Martin just to name a few. And while I truly enjoy Christian Fiction the most, I also read Contemporary Fiction and Chick Lit.

Right now, I’m working my way through the Sons of Encouragement series by Francine Rivers and Bringing up Boys by Dr James Dobson.

 

 

 

 

If you have any nominations for Member of the Month, submit them to us here.  Your nomination will not “expire”–anyone you nominate will have a chance at getting Member of the Month if enough nominations accumulate over time. Each month the person who has the most votes accumulated when the Newsletter goes to press gets to be Member of the Month and gets a newsletter mention and a nifty MoM icon to wear on profile and forum posts with pride.  So go for it! Tell us who’s helped you in the Forums, who’s been a great swapper, who in your opinion is a credit to PBS.  We are keeping a list of all the nominated members.  Who knows–one of them might be YOU!

The Places Where We Live

Saturday, August 13th, 2011

Today’s Blog is the 1st of a new feature. We call it The Places Where We Live. Thanks, Cyn C. (Cyn-Sama) for this great idea!

 

Rhode Island by Cyn C. (Cyn-Sama

 


You don’t have to be crazy to live here – but it helps!

 

Over three hundred million people live in the United States.  Just under one million of them call Rhode Island home, yet Rhode Island is represented disproportionately on all reality TV shows.

What is it about this state that makes it so attractive to TV producers?

 

Everywhere else in the US, there’s six degrees of separation.  In Rhode Island, there’s a degree and a half.

I may not know you, but I went to high school with the girl that your cousin took to his senior prom.

If you think you can get away with something without anyone finding out – fuggeddaboudit!  It’s going to make the local papers, get dissected on talk radio, and you’ll get interviewed for the 5:30 news.  The 6:00 news will be reserved for weather and traffic congestion, so you’ll only be humiliated once a day.

You can fly anywhere in the world, and during your trip, you will meet a displaced Rhode Islander.  You’re waiting on the concourse, and all of a sudden – there’s your fourth grade teacher.  There must be some kind of homing device that they will insert before you leave the state, because it never fails.

 

Stuffies, gaggers, grinders and cabinets are things you’re supposed to eat – not find on the shelves at the hardware store.

Cabinets are what the rest of the world calls a milk shake.  You take ice cream, flavored syrup and milk, then blend together until creamy.  If you order a milk shake, you’re going to get exactly that.  Flavored milk that’s been shaken until frothy.   You can always get chocolate, strawberry or vanilla, but the favorite flavoring is coffee.  Coffee cabinets, coffee milk.  Give it to them young, and get them hooked.

Then there’s the oddly delicious Awful Awful, found at a local chain.  It’s frozen milk, mixed with flavoring and milk.  Then, blended until smooth and creamy.  Drink three of them, and you get one free.

Of course you’ll also be vomiting up the three that you just drank, but think of the bragging rights you’ll have!

Gaggers (or weiners) are a natural casing sausage, served on a steamed bun, covered in onions, mustard, celery salt, and a secret meat and spice mixture that gets cooked down until it’s almost not recognizable as meat anymore.  If you want one with all the trimmings, it gets ordered ‘all the way’. If you try to order just one, you will get strange looks.  Two is the absolute minimum, and three is standard.

Grinders are to the rest of the world, subs, or hoagies.  You can get them anywhere, but the best place to get them is at the local pizza joint, where they will toast your grinder in the pizza oven.

Stuffies are clam stuffing baked in a clam shell.  Folk artist Jon Campbell describes them as ‘a clam meatloaf in an ashtray’.  They’re a lot more appetizing than they sound.  Then again, most things from the sea are more appetizing than they sound.

Here, we also call pasta (paster) sauce gravy.  No, it doesn’t mean that you want a ladle of savory brown sauce, made from flour and drippings.  You just want some more tomato sauce.

If you want a cold drink of water, you’re not looking for the water fountain, you’re looking for the bubbler (bubblah).  No one knows quite why it’s a bubbler, while the rest of the English speaking world has never heard of this word.  Possibly it came from the fact that water bubbles out of the bubbler.  It doesn’t spray, it doesn’t flow, it bubbles.

Fort Dumpling, RI by George L Clough

Idear, bananner, paster and vaniller.

All those R’s that get dropped when a Rhode Islander tries to say chowder (chowdah), car (cah) or park (pahk) have to go somewhere, and get added on to words that really don’t need them.

It’s nice that we provide a home for these displaced letters, instead of just forgetting about them.  It just makes us nearly impossible to understand.

Around here, you have to be careful.  If you eat too many wenies, you might take a hot attack walking up stairs from the cella.

 

Fall asleep on the drive from New York City to Boston, and you’ll miss it.

You can drive through Rhode Island in half an hour.  A long commute is where you have to drive more than 20 miles, round trip.  I hear friends from out of state tell me about taking a two or three hour ride to go out for dinner.

Here, a two or three hour ride requires you packing a lunch, and possibly reserving a room for the night, because at that point it’s no longer a ride, but a trip.

Of course, the plus to all of this is that you’re never more than half an hour away from the beach, and complaining about the tourists who clog the roads to the beach is not just a right, it’s a privilege.

 

 

It’s a strange, strange state.  And you’ll have to use a crowbar to get me out of here.  We may be nuts, but that’s okay, at least when I ask for a bubbler, or coffee milk, they’ll know what I’m talking about!

 

 

Rhode Island – Moon Handbooks by Andrew Collins

 

Rhode Island Blues by Fay Weldon

 

Thoroughly Modern Milkshakes by Adam Ried


A History of the Narragansett Tribe of Rhode Island by Robert A. Geake

 

Rhode Island Red by Charlotte Carter